"Freeze mother-stickers, this is a fuck-up!"
It sure was.
The staff dissolved into hysterics and the humiliated robber fled, empty-handed.
(From Fortean Times issue 198 July 2005)
Plus, today I was in a cafe in Kensington.
There was a sign above the toilet (this is true, I saw it myself!):
"Please do not flush the toilet paper. Use the bin provided. Thank you."
Eeeeew. I wouldn't like to be the person who has to empty that bin.
Toilet humour, indeed.
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