I've been nibbling Nobby's nuts recently, and you know what? It certainly beats cock on the mountaintop.
Well in fact this snack food's apparently been around for some time, but I never noticed it until I saw it in a shop the other day - real observant, me. The photo above is proof that it exists, for the sceptical. The name has got to be deliberate of course (don't believe me? see their website, and even a link to Nobby's balls!).
Actually, they tasted a bit chemical-y. But don't tell Nobby.